Wanna Buy Casket Accessories?

Dec 28, 2012 | 3 comments

Ever get emails from China enticing you to buy something? Here’s a really non-enticing note I just received. I don’t make or sell caskets. Not interested in buying, but it’s something to mock! Spelling errors and typos are intact.

Dear Gail Rubin,

We get your email address from the Internet and learn that you may be interested in casket accessories.

We specilized in manufacture of casket accessories for nearly 10 years. We get a competitive price with better quality.

Our items as follows,

Casket handles
Casket corners
Swing bars
Screws and other accessories

We can send our catalog for your reference by email. And welcome to send me your detail requirement for the model you like(As packing,quantity). Then we will quote the best price for you.

Thanks a lot and with warm regards.

Best Regards,

Jiashan Fidelite International Trading Co., Ltd.

If this note makes you want to buy their casket accessories, let me know and I’ll send you Jenny’s contact information.

A Good Goodbye