A 98-year-old man and his 96-year-old wife are sitting in the divorce attorney’s office, glowering at each other.
“Why are you here?” the attorney asks.
“We want a divorce,” she says. “We’ve hated each other for years,” her husband adds.
“Well, how long have you been married?” the attorney asks.
The wife replies, “Eighty years in June.”
“Well after eighty years of marriage why, at this late stage of the game, would you want a divorce?” the attorney asks.
The two exchange guilty glances and the husband responds, “We decided to wait until the children were dead.”