Birthday Break!

Jun 1, 2012 | 0 comments

Today is my 54th birthday. I am thankful for everything this great life has provided. Here is a lovely picture of me at the age of three with my two grandmothers. Grandmothers are a true embodiment of love.

1961 Gail and Grandmas

Remember to celebrate life every day! My husband just sent me this joke. You might enjoy it.

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep  into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.

To everyone’s relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the funeral. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked “Aren’t you afraid that he may, indeed, be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?” The wife put down her drink and said, “Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And I know he won’t ask for directions.”

A Good Goodbye