A Girl’s Pocket Guide to Trouser Trout is a fun, how-to guide for women to land a good catch.

Cover for A Girl's Pocket Guide to Trouser TroutThe book illuminates the murky waters of the dating pool with insights inspired by fly-fishing techniques and advice. The book has information on the guys who are keepers, and Other Fish in the Sea, guys who should be tossed back.

A Girl’s Pocket Guide to Trouser Trout provides information on quality streams to fish (good places to meet good men), leader lines to cast (conversation openers), and natural, artificial, and exotic lures to utilize. Rounding out the book: what to do when the fishing hole runs dry, prospects for angling in the later years, and tall tales of trout landed or lost.

Mothers so often tell their daughters “there are plenty of fish in the sea” when a relationship doesn’t work out. However, they don’t talk about the difference between “trout,” the good guys that women want to hook up with, and “Other Fish in the Sea,” the guys who make women’s lives’ miserable. This book defines those differences in a humorous way. It also features a quiz to determine where a man lands in the spectrum of Trout vs. Other Fish in the Sea.

Author Gail Rubin

After a “catch-and-release” first marriage and 14 years in the dating pool, Gail landed her trophy trout and married her second husband in 2000. During her angling career, she has dated many swell trouser trout as well as her share of blowfish, crabs and urchins. She knows, from personal experience, what puts the “ick” in ichthyology.

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