Fun Saturday Death Cartoons, a few days late!
Non Sequitur visits a lawyer’s funeral. We all know about lawyer jokes. This one is about Bob the Lawyer and The Nicest Thing Ever Said About A Lawyer. The speaker is saying, “Perhaps we should take it as a blessing that Bob was taken from us before he ran for Congress.” Spare us!
Pearls Before Swine took a look at epitaphs and pre-need planning ahead.
Pig says to Goat, “Hey, Goat… Want to help me write my epitaph? Rat and I are trying to plan ahead by pre-purchasing our gravesites and writing our own epitaphs.”
Goat says, “Well, that’s good… One less thing for your family to worry about.”
Pig replies, “Yeah, but writing your own epitaph is hard. So far I’ve tried ‘loyal friend’ and ‘good son,’ but I dunno… I mean, how do you sum up your life in just a few words?”
Rat’s got it down: Kicked Major Fanny.
I’d like to put “Talking about funerals won’t kill you.” on my memorial marker. How about you?