Today’s Non Sequitur cartoon features a honkin’ big memorial marker in a cemetery. Given the many words inscribed, it had to be big!
The headstone reads “GLYNN: Born, Beginning, Delivery, Blessed Event 1916 — Died, Gone, Lost, Expired, Departed, No More 1991.” A couple stand looking at the stone and the woman comments, “I heard he was a thesaurus editor.”
So, what would you put on your tombstone? Me, I’m thinking of “Talking about sex won’t make you pregnant, talking about funerals won’t make you dead.” That will get folks scratching their heads!