Non Sequitur wins again! A guy rings at the gate of “The Graevsytes” and announces “I’m from the Census Bureau. We just need a verification of how many people are living here.”
He’s buzzed in through the gate and walks through a creepy cemetery to get to the front door. A group of horror movie characters meet him at the door, including a headless man holding his head on a platter. “Maybe you should start with being more specific about what you mean by ‘living'” says the headless man.
Back at the office, a fellow census worker chides him, “How complicated can it be to get a simple head count?” “Funny you should use that term,” he replies.
Okay, it’s not about funeral planning per se, but it does deal with people who don’t plan to die – or lose their heads.