Yesterday’s Non Sequitur cartoon offered a different take on the “bucket list.” Two guys are sitting on a bench.
“What’s that you’re working on, Mort?” his friend inquires.
“Just revising my bucket list,” Mort says.
“Making your goals a bit more attainable, eh?”
“No, my theory is the bigger the goals, the longer I’ll live,” replies Mort.
After his friend looks over the list, he says, “Oh… I’m sure Angelina Jolie will be honored.”
Mort says, “That’s not the adjective used in the restraining order.”
I love that the guy’s name is Mort (short for mortuary?).