Today’s Dilbert cartoon, coming to the end of a series that put his doofus boss through life-threatening situations, has Dilbert and two co-workers at a viewing standing around his casket. Dilbert asks, “Do you think he’s really dead?”
Wally, Alice and Dilbert have brought wooden stakes, just in case the afterlife rejects him. Did anyone think to bring a mallet?
Lesson here: If you want a Viking funeral, make sure you spell it out and tell the folks who will make it happen. That’s Viking, not Vampire!
Yesterday’s Dilbert cartoon was good too – The boss is in a white gown, in an unfamiliar place, and he says, “I think I died. Am I in Heaven or Hell?” Turns out he’s in “Helven” as the greeter Raj explains, “Heaven and Hell have been outsourcing souls to us since the demons and angels unionized.” Is it a good place or a bad place – find out…