With the cold snap taking hold of so much of the country, and a spate of more-than-usual news mayhem in Washington, D.C., this is a good time to run this Bizarro Death Cartoon about cryogenics.
The man in the white lab coat with “Chilltech Cryogenic Laboratories, Inc.” tells the prospective customer, “Sorry, but we’re full up. After the election, there was a rush of people wanting to be frozen for four years.” A year later, I wonder if they have any additional capacity by now.
This winter’s freezing temperatures won’t put you in a cryogenic state, but they will kill you if you’re not careful outside. Bundle up if you must venture forth.
And if you want to have some freezing good fun in March, check out the Frozen Dead Guy Days Festival in Nederland, Colorado. It’s taking place March 9-11, 2018, and yours truly, The Doyenne of Death®, will be there conducting The Newly-Dead Game® and showing “Grandpa’s in the TUFF Shed,” the strange but true story of how the Frozen Dead Guy and the festival came to be.