Here’s a Non Sequitur death cartoon about heavenly rewards. A couple are standing at the end of a very long line in the clouds. Off to their right, an escalator carries a few people upward. The sign over the escalator reads “Express Lane for those who always pick up after their dog”.
The woman says to the man, “What do you have to say now, Mister Nobody-Is-Looking?”
Remember the Golden Rule about doing unto others as you would have them do unto you. Would you want someone else’s dog poop in your yard? Pick up after your dog. Who knows, it might get you into heaven faster.
As the public service announcement here in Albuquerque goes, “There is no Poop Fairy.”