Another great Death Cartoon from Non Sequitur! A man is standing before St. Peter. The guardian of the golden gates has a desktop computer on his podium (as opposed to a big ol’ book) and a golden rope and stanchion next to him, controlling access into heaven.
St. Peter says, “Let’s begin with a search of how often you said, “With God as my witness…” In the box on the other side it reads, “Bob suspects his bad day is about to get worse.”
Unexpectedly finding yourself called to Judgement Day could be a sign of a bad day. One wonders what God witnessed Bob doing during his lifetime. What are you doing that you wouldn’t want to get caught doing? Stop doing it now and make amends.