Here are a few recent Bizarro death cartoons that tackle the topics of funerals and caskets, heavenly reunions and hell (for roaches).
This cartoon shows a casket salesman showing an upscale casket to an older woman. He says to her, “And, of course, it comes with a lifetime warranty.” You have to ask, for whose lifetime?
In this next one, a bald guy is standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is standing at a podium labeled “Heaven – A Gated Community.” St. Peter says, “You’re all set. Head directly to the Reunion Center.” The bald guy is smiling, no doubt thinking about the loved ones he is about to see.
In the bottom half of the cartoon, the Reunion Center has different slots labeled “tonsils” “gall bladder” “hair” “prostate” etc. Well, I suppose there are biblical promises of being made whole again…
And in this last one, we get a glimpse of hell for roaches: a sparkling clean kitchen just mopped by the Devil himself (in a frilly apron). “Not a morsel of food in the entire place,” says one roach.