Got any smart-ass ideas for your own funeral? Check out this Pickles cartoon.
Earl and Opal are sitting next to each other as Earl says, “If I kick the bucket before you, I want a closed casket at my funeral. After the eulogy I want the organist to very slowly play the tune “Pop Goes the Weasel.” Can you imagine? Everyone will be wondering if I’ll pop out of the box.”
“Forget it,” says Opal. “I’m having you taxidermied.”
I’m not sure being stuffed and preserved is much of an improvement. He already spends far too much time on the couch.