Yesterday’s Pearls Before Swine cartoon shows why you can never be too prepared to die. “There are so many ways to die in this world,’ thought Angry Bob. ‘And I do not want to die.'” Then he goes and learns about the dangers of not cleaning your lint screen. Despite his best intentions, Bob dies.
As Pig says, “There are SO many ways to DIE!”
As the popular song goes, “live like you’re dying.” Because that’s exactly what you’re doing.
Do not confuse this with Dumb Ways to Die, an Australian public service announcement campaign by Metro Trains in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, to promote rail safety. It’s a cute video with a ditty that will get stuck in your head.